| Wednesday 2:20 AM
Location: My dorm room
The chain of events that have unfolded these past few days were too funny and too crazy to just keep to myself, so I have decided that I would put all that stuff into my Xanga.
So...if you've read all the other Davis Xanga's, you'll notice a slight trend. Everyone is putting that they are getting used to Davis or that they are missing something or other. So I thought I'd start out by putting some of that stuff, too. So, what about Davis? Cowtown, Mootown, Farmcity, wow...lotta names for just one place. What are my feelings? It's been ok for a while. I met new people, experienced new things. It's pretty fun, but there's so much that I miss back home! For one thing, the friggin food is LA is bomb ass shit! I am craving some HAN BAHT SUL LUNG TANG! I miss BCD! I want some I LOVE BOBA! I want soooo many things. WTF MAN! hahahaha...I want some Glendale Pho! I miss playing pool and whooping on Pak's Pool-challenged ass! (Yes, I will own you foo, don't fuck! LOL) So that's all I wanted to say about that...On to the events of the week:
Thursday 10:00 P.M. Pie Alpha Phi Frat Party
Our first frat party! Yay! Ok...yah...the party was ok...friggin hot as hell! So many people were there. It was an asian frat but a lotta other people came too. It was fun. Esther, Sylvia, Jessica, Jennifer (Kevin's Cousin) and I took shot after shot to catch up with Paul and Sam because they got wasted before the party and they showed up to the party drunk (bastards)! So I took about 7 shots at the frat party...some of that weird spicy stuff...Next, its on to the DANCE FLOOR! Hahahhaahahahah...advice for people that are going to drink with Paul, DON'T! That guy is insane when he gets drunk. He gets all VIOLENT man. Kevin, you think you've seen Paul drunk? OOOOOHHHHH NOOOO! That foo is CRAZY! He punched me in the stomach as hard as he could because I wanted to go outside because it was stuffy as hell at the party, then when I went outside to catch my breath after Paul beat the shit outta me, he came back outside and dragged me into the party again. Things were going ok for a while and then Paul tried to punch me again, so I ducked, and he socked me in the face. Full force...wow...that shit hurt like a mother...so anyways, we leave the party and we end up at some older people's apartment....for some more ALCOHOL! Yay! So we're all there and chillin and relaxin, up to no good...you know how we do...I took a couple more shots with the older guys and I went outside for a breath of fresh air...The older guys asked me how I felt and I told them I was just buzzing, and I was good, but they took that as a challenge saying that I hadn't drunk enough, so I took a shot with each and every one of them...WOW...I ended up taking a total of about 16 shots that night....and wow...I almost died...It was insane...alcohol poisoning...I yakked all over the place (sorry)...yah and the night was done and beginning of next morning...
Friday 10:00 PM Tha Rho Frat Party
Wow after one night of yakking, here we are again, at ANOTHER frat party, drinking again! Wow...just the smell of alcohol made me sick...so we were just chilling and we met Jeannie and Yong He at the frat party! Yay! And I got a fan club! hahahahah I'm president and Jeannie and Yong He are co-presidents! hahahah it's Marvin's Fan Club...so I didn't drink too much, but once again we go to the after party, and I am forced to drink some more...but it's ok because I only took three shots, but it was Bacardi 151....wow...that is some strong ass shit! Wow...three shots and I had a gooooooood buzzzz....hahaha...we swam in the jacuzzi...and we all went home...
Wednesday 9:30 Outside our dorm!
We almost got killed...Some friggin white guy was drunk and he drove onto the sidewalk right in front of us...At first we thought he was just being a jerk and he was gonna drive off just to scare us or something, but he stopps for a little bit, and then he freaking RAN INTO THE TREE THAT WAS LIKE A FOOT AWAY FROM US! But the funny thing is, we just sat there and we were in a sort of daze...We looked at the guy and we were like, wow he hit the tree that sucks...and then we realized that we should get the hell out of the way because he might hit us... We walk away...BONE OUT! but "someone" suggests that we should check if the guy was ok...heheheheh but the guy comes out of the car all dazed and the chick that was next to him was like wtf! And so, Eric yells "ARE YOU OK?" and the chick goes, "He's okay. He's gonna get laid..." Wow...wtf is that....hes gonna get laid? What the hell...only in davis I guess...and then some of his friends comes by and moves the car over, it had a flat and it was leaking something. Then "someone" goes man, your legs could have been chopped off and shit...wow...very nasty mental image...I LOVE MY LEGS! But its ok! I don't hate on that "someone"! hehehehehehe I LUB U!!!! HEHEHEHEH and don't worry dawg....I'll always be here even if you don't think I'm there...I'm here...like some...scary insane stalker...watch...you're gonna push me away! It's me that gonna be heartbroken not you buddy! hehheheeh =D
So that's that....and wow I wrote a fuckin lot... |
